WHAT TO DO FOR DINNER

Maybe I will make a spam salad

I think I might

I would like that

Or maybe a macaroni salad

Ask her!

Hey ask her

If she would like a macaroni salad

Or if she would like a spam salad on Saturday

When she comes over to see…

Okay. Okay. I will text her.

I think I might make a spam salad…

She says she wants your potato salad

I was thinking to do spam salad or maybe macaroni salad… or…

She says that she only wants your potato salad

She doesn’t know what’s good for her

I was thinking about a spam salad

You wait here

I have to go in

She says that she only wants your potato salad

And nobody else’s potato salad…

I have to go in

Wait here

She’s so crazy

I know, wait though

Hey

So it’s all fine

I put on forty pounds

We just wait for the sonogram now

So I was thinking maybe I could do a baked ziti

Or the spam salad

You know

Stop doing that!

Okay!

Jeez!

She only wants your potato salad

Well tell her she’s not coming to Burger King

She can’t Have It Her Way

Ha ha haha haha ha!

Tell her

I will

Isn’t that McDonalds?

Burger King

Jesus

Have It Your Way!

Tell her that

She’s not coming to Burger King for dinner

And stop doing that!

Okay!

Jeez!

It’s not BK, you can’t always have it your way

She won’t understand that

She won’t get it

I am thinking baked ziti now

I think

Or the spam salad

She says

Queens

In Queens we always get it our way

See

I told you she wouldn’t get it

She’s thinking Brooklyn

She’s so crazy

I know

I’ll tell her

B-U-R-G-E-R  K-I-N-G

How do you spell moron?

M-O-R-O-N